Here are some of my favourites of the favourites:
2008: "Facebook Official" relationships 2015: "Mutually Deleting Tinder Official" relationships
— Jessica Blankenship (@blanketboat) March 8, 2015
New toothbrushes are one of my favourite purchases. I'm giddy over my new brush. Mouth care is important, people. Brush, floss, and rinse.
— Alannah Pass (@alannahrenee) February 24, 2015
Me, to sour cream: pic.twitter.com/LXrEsdtgY6
— Erika Christensen (@ERIKAjaneC) February 22, 2015
ICYMI: RT @cmphku: "Why is Uncle raising the wall again?" "Silly child, of course it's to make us safer." pic.twitter.com/qS8ylqStGd
— Ray Kwong (@raykwong) February 20, 2015
I do some of my best weight lifting when trying to avoid two trips from the car to the house with groceries.
— Molly Cormier (@mollycormier) February 8, 2015
I don't trust anyone who says their favourite bell pepper is the green one. pic.twitter.com/lnRhErrHAf
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) January 27, 2015
You know. All this State of the Union talk is making me miss when Bartlet almost decided to cure cancer.
— (AleksStark) Solak (@AlexSolak) January 22, 2015
People who are mad that we don't have hoverboards yet are VERY forgiving of the fact that we still have, like, racism.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) January 21, 2015
Winter: a poem by Sean Thompson It is winter. Fuck winter.
— Sean Thompson (@SeanDThompson) December 31, 2014
destroy the idea that biological families are more valid than other forms of family.
— kate (@buernorkie) December 25, 2014
Please remember that the world has always been this bad, and often much much worse. What has changed is your access to information.
— Dan Curtis Johnson (@dcurtisj) December 9, 2014
"*black man is shot* was his own fault *girl is raped* she was asking for it *white boy shoots up a school* he's disturbed & needs help"
— S.R.D. (@SRDtv) November 25, 2014
it takes so much fucking energy to live well.
— kate (@buernorkie) November 19, 2014
I'm weirdly hung up on why apparently neither Jay nor Adnan were hanging out with Stephanie on her birthday. Did she get her gift?! #serial
— Kandise Brown (@kandisebrown) November 17, 2014
also. it's 2014 and most women cant get a good button down shirt that doesn't have a gap created by having, god forbid, a chest.
— kate (@buernorkie) November 4, 2014
"If you dislike someone and they dislike you… that’s not a problem, it’s consensus." - @AdultingBlog http://t.co/DErXHXPcIm
— Amanda Greer (@ajigreer) October 30, 2014
Menstruation is so messy. You guys have no idea how clean we are for you. You'd never do the same. You're welcome.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) October 22, 2014
“a happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” —Ruth Bell Graham
— kelsey williams (@kelseywilliams) October 7, 2014
If one more news publication uses -- instead of — I'm going to lose my goddamn mind.
— Kara Haupt (@karahaupt) September 27, 2014
Remember when all the US media smugly marked the 20th anniversary of Tiananmen? What with the tanks and unarmed civilians?
— Social Justice Llama (@eastsidekate) August 13, 2014
The truth is everything could fall apart no matter how tight we hold on and that fact might be the shittiest/most freeing thing about life.
— Jamie Varon (@jamievaron) August 10, 2014
You don’t have to be like everybody. So my advice, embrace the weirdness in yourself. #kidpresident
— Kid President (@iamkidpresident) August 2, 2014
PSA: Taking care of yourself does not make you selfish. Being rested, mindful and fierce allow you to better share your story with the world
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) July 23, 2014
Idea: air conditioned bras.
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) July 15, 2014
@buernorkie take care of number one. When it comes to your own happiness, there's no such thing as being selfish.
— Melissa Dickinson (@mel_dickinson) July 12, 2014
Relationship goals pic.twitter.com/CM3AwwjDBw
— Carice van Houten (@caricevhouten) July 7, 2014
My favourite people: have a story to tell, the confidence to tell it and remember that taking up space in the world is a right they deserve.
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) June 24, 2014
There will always be people who don’t get it. Don’t waste your time. #selftalk #peptalk
— kal barteski (@kalbarteski) June 10, 2014
#YesAllWomen because The Breakfast Club was released in 1985, but this is still an issue pic.twitter.com/SmtVgsE8T6
— Kaitlyn (@365OfMariskaH) May 27, 2014
love isn't always this beautiful, easy thing. sometimes it is a choice. to forgive. to stay. to put in the work.
— kate (@buernorkie) May 23, 2014
"Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." -- Wally Lamb
— Molly Ford (@ItsMollyFord) March 31, 2014
Unearthed my first tweet. Seems about right. pic.twitter.com/lTJAUPGWc5
— yesandyes (@yesandyes) March 22, 2014
People are the worst. But people also invented Starbucks so maybe people are okay after all?
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) March 19, 2014
It's too Saturday for me to feel this angsty. WTF, me? Get your shit together.
— TheBloggess (@TheBloggess) March 8, 2014
If there's one thing being sick and lazy has taught me: Scandal is the best show I wasn't watching.
— Sarah Tolzmann (@notetosarah) March 2, 2014
Sometimes you have to just keep going to figure out where in the world you're headed.
— Paul Angone (@PaulAngone) November 25, 2013
bring your love to me, and i will hold it like a dandelion.
— kate (@buernorkie) October 26, 2013
Questioning things when you're happy is like taking a shit after a shower.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) August 8, 2013
Yes, some people are the worst. But other people are the best. And the greatest news is you have a choice of who you spend time with.
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) August 2, 2013
“There is nothing to prove and nothing to protect. I am who I am and it's enough.” —Richard Rohr
— TWLOHA (@TWLOHA) July 8, 2013
"You're young. You're full of piss and vinegar. You've gotta see the world." - Dad #thanksDad
— Amanda Greer (@ajigreer) July 7, 2013
I can sum up all the advice I gave this week into 4 words: Don't worry about bitches.
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) June 7, 2013
Took today off when I found myself annoyed at a child for not being able to CARRY HER VOMIT TO A GARBAGE rather than puke on the floor.
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) June 6, 2013
You wouldn't call someone you love fat or useless or incapable or ugly, so why are you doing it to yourself?
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) May 22, 2013
Just told a 3-year-old to "stop being so silly" and regretted it immediately. No one should ever stop being silly.
— Amanda Greer (@ajigreer) May 21, 2013
Biggest lesson from #bisc: If you want to experience amazing times, be brave enough to sign up for them.
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) May 20, 2013
Rule: if you call me fat I block you. There just aren't enough days on this earth. Let us do on twitter what we couldn't do in high school!
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) May 9, 2013
people who mispronounce words because they learned them from reading independently are deserving of admiration not scorn
— Johanna Fateman (@johannafateman) April 26, 2013
Letting go of the idea that I sound naive for being joyful has brought me a lot of peace lately.
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) April 22, 2013
The need to be normal is the predominant anxiety disorder in modern life. — Thomas Moore, Original Self
— Danielle LaPorte (@DanielleLaPorte) March 31, 2013
Big learning for me (from the research): We pass the cool straightjacket down to our kids when we don't have the courage to be goofy.
— BreneBrown (@BreneBrown) March 24, 2013
All I want in life is to marry Duckie.
— Amber Adrian (@amberadrian) March 19, 2013
The most common feeling I experience is JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out). This is why I don't answer my phone (also because I don't like people).
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) March 15, 2013
the hopefulness that comes with spring is THE BEST.
— kate (@buernorkie) March 11, 2013
If your blog is still alive after 3 months, and your last post was less than 3 months ago -- you're doing amazing. #Blogging #NotEasy
— Paul Angone (@PaulAngone) February 9, 2013
Sometimes not caring can be the best gift you can give yourself.
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) February 7, 2013
My show is about how hard your 20s are yet I fully lacerate myself when I make an age-appropriate mistake.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) January 29, 2013
"Talking about our problems is our greatest addiction. Break the habit. Talk about your joys."- Rita Schiano
— brandyismagic (@brandyismagic) January 25, 2013
"Calm down" Sorry, I'll try to find more subtle ways to enjoy life. smh
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) January 17, 2013
"Be curious. Read widely. Try new things. What people call intelligence just boils down to curiosity." - Aaron Swartz (via @web)
— Tina Roth Eisenberg (@swissmiss) January 14, 2013
There's no point in worrying. There's no point in worrying. There's no point in worrying. There's no point in worrying. There's no point...
— Amanda Greer (@ajigreer) January 8, 2013
Tweets fail to mimic human speech precisely, lacking italics. To be human IS to be italic.
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) November 16, 2012
All adventurous women do.
— Girls (@girlsHBO) November 12, 2012
If you meet someone really great, hang on tight. That is what will make your life fun.
— Jesse Thorn (@JesseThorn) November 4, 2012
Just because you don't know how to do something doesn't mean you can't.
— Amber Adrian (@amberadrian) September 24, 2012
know chanel's rule about removing one accessory before leaving the house? i have to do that with the exclamation marks in my emails.
— erin loechner (@erinloechner) September 18, 2012
All we can do today is choose to have the best possible day. #ChooseWinning
— (AleksStark) Solak (@AlexSolak) June 25, 2012
Just discovered @Starbucks' Caramel White Mocha. I'm in caffeinated heaven.
— Amanda Greer (@ajigreer) June 20, 2012
Why do I insist on thinking that worrying makes things work better? IT REALLY, REALLY DOESN'T.
— Amber Adrian (@amberadrian) June 20, 2012
Next time someone criticizes you, remember that Mark Gauthier of Palm Springs CA said Aaron Sorkin is a bad writer in Vanity Fair Letters.
— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) June 13, 2012
Hey, everybody, all 7 seasons of Mad About You were added to Netflix and it's extremely funny if you're not 12 and fuck you don't judge me.
— Jason Hudson (@_JasonHudson) April 1, 2012
Pro tip: Never hurts to ask.
— Jen Bekman (@jenbee) March 6, 2012
Dear self: The things you keep dreading and putting off? They're not nearly as bad/scary as you imagine. LESS PROCRASTINATING, MORE DOING.
— Nicole Antoinette (@NicoleLessBS) February 9, 2012
@AlexSolak - "Are you serious?" @ajigreer - "No, Sirius is dead!" #roomiequotes
— Melissa Dickinson (@mel_dickinson) December 8, 2011
If acting professional means not showing passion or personality, I rather not be part of the profession.
— Scott Stratten (@unmarketing) November 18, 2011
@ajigreer - Where'd the baby go? Oh it's over there. Me - Yes, the baby walks alone! A - Hello, have u ever seen Rugrats?" #roomiequotes
— Melissa Dickinson (@mel_dickinson) November 16, 2011
This is perfect. I don't know what else to say about it. pic.twitter.com/CflmpALM
— Tom Creagh (@tomcreagh) October 14, 2011
Sleep is for weaklings. And for fairy tales and stuff. *yawn* hello October + Saturday. coffee.
— kal barteski (@kalbarteski) October 1, 2011
I often wish I could go back to a simpler time, when I wasn't so nostalgic.
— Nicholas Sparks (@NicholasSparks) September 7, 2011